Whoever stole my damn pumpkin off my doorstep...
I hope you drop it on yer foot and break a toe or two... you shmuck.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Today is Halloween
I don't really like halloween all that much, but I LOVE zombies.......
DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! at CinemaSalem on Saturday night, November 1st.
This event gets bigger and crazier by the minute... Here's what's in store:
SEE! the film in the company of hundreds of (Real, Live (?!?!?)) ZOMBIES from the Salem Zombie Walk!
HEAR! the World's Greatest surf-instro Misfits cover band The Crimson Ghosts, will play a blazing LIVE SET at 10pm before the movie!
SEE! an honest to god FREAK SHOW!!! Seriously, there'll people hammering nails into their heads, walking on a bed of nails, swallowing live insects and who knows what else...
DROOL! The Crimson Ghosts will be accompanied by gorgeously grotesque greenskinned zombiegirl go-go dancers inspired by none-other-than the magnificent Maldonato Triplets! Oh, BEHAVE!
MEET! Co-writer/co-producer Haig Demarjian along with assorted Cast and Crew MYSTERY GUESTS... bring your DYZB! memorabilia and get autographs for your collection!!!
BUY! What's that you say? You don't OWN any rare and collectable DYZB! memorabilia? Don't worry-- that Undead Legend of Comics, Hack "King" Derby, has created an ALL-NEW collectable poster for this SPECIAL event-- only available for sale AT the event!
WIN! Did we mention that there'll be a "Best Zombie" COSTUME CONTEST with CASH PRIZES??!!??!
PAY! $10 admission/ $8 if you're dressed like a Zombie
Sadly, I can't go to this event... Instead, I'll be watching Henry Rollins rant and rave for hours on Saturday evening. But, go go go, if you can... the movie is great!
DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! at CinemaSalem on Saturday night, November 1st.
This event gets bigger and crazier by the minute... Here's what's in store:
SEE! the film in the company of hundreds of (Real, Live (?!?!?)) ZOMBIES from the Salem Zombie Walk!
HEAR! the World's Greatest surf-instro Misfits cover band The Crimson Ghosts, will play a blazing LIVE SET at 10pm before the movie!
SEE! an honest to god FREAK SHOW!!! Seriously, there'll people hammering nails into their heads, walking on a bed of nails, swallowing live insects and who knows what else...
DROOL! The Crimson Ghosts will be accompanied by gorgeously grotesque greenskinned zombiegirl go-go dancers inspired by none-other-than the magnificent Maldonato Triplets! Oh, BEHAVE!
MEET! Co-writer/co-producer Haig Demarjian along with assorted Cast and Crew MYSTERY GUESTS... bring your DYZB! memorabilia and get autographs for your collection!!!
BUY! What's that you say? You don't OWN any rare and collectable DYZB! memorabilia? Don't worry-- that Undead Legend of Comics, Hack "King" Derby, has created an ALL-NEW collectable poster for this SPECIAL event-- only available for sale AT the event!
WIN! Did we mention that there'll be a "Best Zombie" COSTUME CONTEST with CASH PRIZES??!!??!
PAY! $10 admission/ $8 if you're dressed like a Zombie
Sadly, I can't go to this event... Instead, I'll be watching Henry Rollins rant and rave for hours on Saturday evening. But, go go go, if you can... the movie is great!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Wow.
I haven't updated this blog in a LOOOONG time.
Time for excuses......
I'm neglecting this blog because I've been working on a giant secret project that is almost ready to be revealed.
to tide you over, here is what has happened in the last month or so....
• my house is finally getting a new heating system • dolemite is still an asshole • i'm re-modeling my spare bedroom • a hutch is being built for my kitchen to hide dolemite's litter box... so you could say that his bathroom is getting re-modeled • Myk and Allison got married • my car overheated on the way to Myk's wedding • i've got costochondritis, which means the cartilage around my sternum is strained... it hurts! a lot! • i can survive for 3 months on my apocalypse food ration • spent many sundays at the SOWA open market • pumpkin on my doorstep because it's october • i'm way behind on my laundry •
After my super-secret project is all ready to go, I'll be able to get back to rambling about nothing on this blog.
Time for excuses......
I'm neglecting this blog because I've been working on a giant secret project that is almost ready to be revealed.
to tide you over, here is what has happened in the last month or so....
• my house is finally getting a new heating system • dolemite is still an asshole • i'm re-modeling my spare bedroom • a hutch is being built for my kitchen to hide dolemite's litter box... so you could say that his bathroom is getting re-modeled • Myk and Allison got married • my car overheated on the way to Myk's wedding • i've got costochondritis, which means the cartilage around my sternum is strained... it hurts! a lot! • i can survive for 3 months on my apocalypse food ration • spent many sundays at the SOWA open market • pumpkin on my doorstep because it's october • i'm way behind on my laundry •
After my super-secret project is all ready to go, I'll be able to get back to rambling about nothing on this blog.
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